| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the jita undock locked down |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We currently have over 40 wars |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Against various corporations |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have gatherd 5billion in civilian afterburners this week alone |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have enough sensor boosters to fit 500 tornados |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We should add more wars to our current war HQ |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our War HQ was destroyed by Eve University this morning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 7 of our wars end in 24 hours |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn't say declaring war on uni would be easy leave this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT ABOUT OUR WARS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We spent ISK on those wars! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The uni wasn't supposed to fight back against us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They were just supposed to undock in T1 haulers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and die |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and we get the loot |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nobody said we would actually have to defend anything |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And what about our war HQ we had to defend yesterday? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We honerably undocked blaster megathrons to fight their ferox fleet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You undocked fucking buffer megathrons with no logi |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We didn't think we would need logi |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And so you lost 4.2billion to 50million in that fight |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and still lost the astrahaus |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You told me Uni would be an easy war |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They're just newbros you said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They don't know how to form a fleet you said |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We wouldn't have to face any resistance |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now we look like idiots |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Because we lost 2 billion in wars |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | against a newbro corporation! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We do not know how to actually fight |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All we know is how to shoot people while undocking |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then scoop the loot |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will just be the people who can't defend two structures against the uni |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We didn't have the courage to contest the hull timer on the second structure |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We even had people in system |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But we stayed docked |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And just let our astra go boom |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. There are other war decs still |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ok here is the plan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will just say we won the isk war |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and we got blobbed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will not even mention the tactical objective |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can not let people know we lost |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This better not make its way to.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Reddit |
