| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have every golden age server |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | locked down with our fleet |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Black Hole are cowering |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Slick Daddy Club are nowhere to be seen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | nobody can match our naval presence |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | this is great |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | let's continue fucking on them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Srindou.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the devs have kicked us from the company |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | there is no-one left |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who did not have the 3rd party programs leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU FUCKING IDIOTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I TOLD EVERY ONE OF YOU TO NOT BE SO OPEN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ABOUT USING THE PROGRAMS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I TRUSTED EVERY ONE OF YOU |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TO NOT FUCK THIS UP |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WISH I NEVER GAVE YOU THE GODDAMN LINK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Srindou, we made sure gummy cut his videos |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO CARES IF HE CUT? HE POSTED 3 VIDEOS A DAY |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Srindou, we never showed the tracking |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IF YOU ARE ALL DUMB SHITS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHEN THE SERVER MESSAGE DROPPED |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | SKILLSHOTGOD DIDN'T EVEN STAY TO DEFEND US |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HE DIPPED LIKE THE GARBAGE HUMAN HE IS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | OUR BOBS THAT I JUST MADE LEAVE NOW |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ARE DEFENDING US TO THE DEATH IN THE SALT DISCORD |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY KNEW FULL WELL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME WE LOST TO HANDSOME_STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | this is a travesty |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I always got happy and excited |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | when we sank Black Hole |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THOSE DEGENERATES HAVE SET UP AT OUR ISLAND |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO WHEN WE'RE KICKED |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THEY ARE BUSTING INTO OUR MAIN |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEY ARE BUSTING INTO MY BEAUTIFUL MAIN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I CAN HEAR THE BOBS CRYING TOO |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Rezerf, we can go back to Undez |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have an idea though |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it involves a dead company that couldn't get an island |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | TPG... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | they quit the game |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll remake TPG and act like nothing happened |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | tell the bobs that's the plan |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now fuck off. |
