| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, your Project 2020 portfolio is looking healthy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ben Baller Ichiro is at $4,000 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Efdot Mcgwire has soared to $1,000 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | every card is doubling by the hour |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and at this rate we will all be driving Lambo's by June. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I want you to go to Topps |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and order 5 more ten packs of Shore Griffey. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shore Griffey... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shore Griffey has a print run of 99,177 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's...It's over Johnny. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who told me to buy up every card I could in the next 48 hours, leave this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said MSRP from Topps was can't lose! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Blake Blake told me I should BUY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Take off your baseball card goggles you said! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Without baseball card goggles we're all blind. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Buy low and sell high! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That's how it was supposed to work! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Well what about when supply exceeds demand? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who am I going to unload these card to now?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Gary V interview is only postponed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's never happening, the pump is not coming!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Gary V has 2 million twitter followers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And not a single one of them has ever heard of Bob Gibson |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all over!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Sports Card Investor said so |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | These cards are selling for more than the originals, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and why...because they have doodles?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Joshua Vides just traces over the cards with black lines! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Keith Shore's cards look like they are from a 5th grader's art project! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ermsy Ichiro has THREE FINGERS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | for God's sake, Oldmanalan doesn't even use the original card image, he uses GETTY!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I kept my boxes and bubble wrap. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I even held onto all the Ultra Pro's |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and sold off the SNAP TIGHTS! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I did everything you said. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And all I have to show for it is a sea of returns from low feedback Ebay users! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Scratched cases, item not as described, a family emergency. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Children using their parent's account |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | every day we stray further and further from God! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS FINANCIALLY!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we still have Money Bear. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not a flipper I shouldn't have tried |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but these cards, they've captivated me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need them. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Here is the plan... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want you to pre-sell my fanny packs, and get whatever you can for the companion cards. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm grabbing every card released this week. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The marathon continues. |
