00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to Out of Focus |
00:04 - 00:05 | You have joined a corp like no other! |
00:05 - 00:07 | A J-sig connection to Kebab can be found here |
00:08 - 00:12 | First things first, please stock up on doctrine ships |
00:12 - 00:15 | and bring in some blingy nano ships as well |
00:17 - 00:19 | Thanks, can't wait to dunk nullbears |
00:19 - 00:21 | and loot their deadspace modules |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sorry King says |
00:27 - 00:28 | all the loot |
00:31 - 00:33 | goes to Comrade Donations to pay King's subs |
00:34 - 00:36 | You'll have to be financially independent |
00:53 - 00:58 | Say what? Everyone leave TS that already has a bear hole |
01:13 - 01:15 | What crap is this??? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I can't believe this total and utter crap!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I joined to loot those sweet sweet nullbears |
01:25 - 01:28 | now I have to krab when I'm supposed to be elite nanoing |
01:29 - 01:31 | in high grade clones and abyssal rolled mods |
01:31 - 01:34 | how the hell will I krab that sort of bling |
01:34 - 01:37 | I've seen our KB feed and its red |
01:37 - 01:40 | red followed by red followed by red |
01:40 - 01:42 | Its fine you can set up a C5 bear hole and make dank ISK |
01:42 - 01:46 | I tried that and got rolled into 2 sites later and killed |
01:46 - 01:48 | You can just join a regular corp krab ops |
01:48 - 01:52 | And let Owen cream 25% off the top, I might as well |
01:53 - 01:54 | run level 4 missions |
01:56 - 01:57 | Join a C2/null corp they said |
01:57 - 02:00 | Dank Killmails and loot they said |
02:00 - 02:03 | 2 weeks waiting for a recruitment officer to log in |
02:04 - 02:08 | and the Promised Land is going to cost a fortune in whelps |
02:08 - 02:13 | How the hell am I going to join the bling nano comps |
02:14 - 02:16 | and lord it over the F1 monkeys with my feathering skills |
02:17 - 02:21 | when I'll be broke within a week of flying under Tiger |
02:27 - 02:29 | I had so much hope |
02:30 - 02:34 | finally I could make a difference and get rich |
02:34 - 02:36 | swimming in tasty nullbear tears |
02:41 - 02:42 | I might as well have stayed in INIT |
02:43 - 02:47 | all they asked was for 2 PAPS a week in a fully SRPed Ferox |
02:48 - 02:53 | and for that I could multi box Rorquals under the Umbrella |
02:54 - 02:56 | with Supers in standby fleet ready to save me |
02:56 - 02:59 | and blues for 3 regions either way |
03:00 - 03:02 | but I extracted my Rorqual alts when I left |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, a null block will take him in |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well i guess that's it |
03:19 - 03:23 | I will never recover financially from this |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'll have to apply to INIT Mercenaries |
03:31 - 03:33 | I mean they even accepted TDSIN |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just go back to Myrmidom ticks and F1 monkey fleets |
03:46 - 03:49 | Its regular ticks and I can Netflix whilst bashing structures |
03:53 - 03:56 | It was a wonderful dream |