| 00:00 - 00:05 | And then we announced Starfield |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Next-gen can't come soon enough |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We promised the players that we learned from our mistakes |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | This is Bethesda's vision, our dreams for the future |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And it's built on the Creation Engine |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It is |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Creation Engine |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | There are still bugs in it from Fallout 3 |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | LOL |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The player won't even know if the game crashed |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | or if he fell into a black hole |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | that is, if the game even starts after 10 minutes of loading |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Those idiots still believe in us |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | even after Fallout 76 |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They expect us to make a next-gen space epic |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And we can't even ship a fucking backpack |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It was so broken |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | that we asked them what fixes they wanted |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and then sold a monthly subscription to implement |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And they still did not work properly |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Todd Howard already has a speech ready |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "this is our biggest and most ambitious game ever" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, really. Starfield will be a revolutionary game |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We got nominated to the Guiness Book for making the only next-gen game |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | that uses |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | technology from two decades ago |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | can you believe it? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And we don't even put in |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | the fixes that the community made |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | in fact |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | We turn... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | We turn th... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | WE TURN THEM INTO PAID MODS |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to fix our own shit code |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They do all the work for us, and we still make a profit on top |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Are they that stupid? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | You bet they are. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We even recycled the dragon animations from Skyrim again |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Wait till you see the final boss |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We are gonna make Starfield even more boring |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | But will there be new features? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, that's not how we roll. We will remove features that existed. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Like human NPC's and quests are already gone |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Starfield won't even have a levelling system |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Also the AI will suck |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Because, you know, it's the creation engine. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We'll keep doing this crap as long as there are suckers buying it. |
