Hitler runs a steam railway
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When Hitler tries to run large steam engines, his generals tell him it is not possible and he does not take it very well.
00:00 - 00:03 | The plans for the bus garages are progressing well |
00:04 - 00:05 | Here is the Triangle |
00:05 - 00:07 | It has access to both road and rail |
00:08 - 00:12 | and is an excellent place to store the Leader's locomotive collection |
00:12 - 00:15 | Your engines can haul both morning departures at 9:30 and 10:30 |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, the red route locos |
00:19 - 00:21 | will make a wonderful noise hauling 10 coaches |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner ? |
00:31 - 00:33 | The line is a blue route with weight restrictions |
00:34 - 00:36 | It is not possible to run your engines |
00:53 - 00:58 | My directors, Keitel, Jodel, Kripps, everyone else leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean, blue route ? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I want to run my engines on my line ! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you understand, this is my life's ambition. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I want my own private railway. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Running my own engines |
01:31 - 01:34 | and you tell me this is not possible ? |
01:34 - 01:37 | You must make it happen, regardless of cost. |
01:37 - 01:40 | My daddy promised me a train set, a really big one. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, your engines are too heavy. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Don't tell me what I can and can't do. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it is impossible. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then upgrade the whole bloody line and spend every last cent ! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I must have total control. |
01:56 - 01:57 | If the engines don't fit the line, |
01:57 - 02:00 | then the line must fit the engines. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Must I tell you how to do everything ? |
02:04 - 02:08 | You are no better than the troublemakers, |
02:08 - 02:13 | insisting that I have to follow the same rules, |
02:14 - 02:16 | one group even tried to buy their own engine ! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I have seen graffiti in the mess room, calling me Stalin. |
02:27 - 02:29 | But I support one railway family |
02:30 - 02:34 | as long as I am the head, the head of that family. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Is that too much to ask ? |
02:41 - 02:42 | The little people, |
02:43 - 02:47 | trying to recreate a country branch line, taking people to the seaside. |
02:48 - 02:53 | But I want to run at main line speeds. |
02:54 - 02:56 | They think they are safe in their little yard. |
02:56 - 02:59 | They are like a cuckoo in the nest. |
03:00 - 03:02 | But I will get rid of them all. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can still have the Gruffalo. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I will do this slowly and carefully |
03:19 - 03:23 | I have sacked our HR manager |
03:25 - 03:26 | We are all responsible. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The company secretary does what I say. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But still, the charities are very quiet. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They will bend to my will and do whatever I tell them. |
03:53 - 03:56 | My Fuhrer, they have called an EGM.... |
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