| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's a record lead at the top |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | No other team has done this |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Finally we're back on the map |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A record lead at the top, truly remarkable |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We were going to win the league in style |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Were, what do you mean? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We've won it, you said so at Christmas? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A small issue |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're not giving us the Premiership title |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've declared it null and void |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone jobless or on benefits please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You told me we'd won it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking said "We'd won the league" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've had the Champions tattoo on my arse already |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YNWA tattooed on my one ball |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now you say it's null and void |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Next you'll be saying we're not in Europe anymore |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or not in the FA Cup |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You said we'd win it all |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There was a problem in our germ warfare lab |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 30 Fucking years without a title |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, you said you wanted a virus made |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The mancs will be pissing themselves you twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "20 times" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "You nearly won the league" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "He slipped on his fucking arse" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Come back when you've won 19" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is there no end to their piss taking |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You told me we were turning the corner |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You told me the title was ours again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd invited Michael Shields round to celebrate |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | His arse is a bit loose granted |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That's what Bulgarian prisons do to you |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was going to stick my Nazi willy up it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 25 points clear |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 25 fucking points clear and a bloody virus we created will stop us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We can't even blame Chelsea this time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It was bad enough when we lost to Palace |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When Stevie G slipped and Chelsea scored |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Every season we say this time next year |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's too angry to violate your gran again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well at least we got justice |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least David Duckenfield was found guilty |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At the very least |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | David Duckenfield will go to prison |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They might not have kept Michael Shields in |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But Duckenfield will be kept in |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we won that |
