| 00:00 - 00:03 | They have destroyed our fleet at Bluefields |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and then with a bunch of bathtub sized boats.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they captured Mosquito Cay and Croata. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Losses have been substantial, sir. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are running low on boats of all sizes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I will use my Swedish Alt to craft some new ships in Truxillo. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | From the humble L'Ocean to the mighty Privateer. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your Grundgeness.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We forgot... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We forgot to put any reals in the clan warehouse. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Truxillo is neutral. The Swedes are flipping it now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Except Massimo, Felix, ItaFrost and Cuzn. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We used the finest alt we had! Paid full price! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It wasn't some discount alt leftover from the steam sale! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He even had a slightly german sounding name! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This was supposed to be my moment of triumph! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We spent an entire day being smug in global! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There were memes! A video suspiciously similar to this one! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Make british alts now so we can take it back tomorrow! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Your Grundgeness... we already have British accounts... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No! They must be alts! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Okay! We will all make british alts sir! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We will make a hundred alts and conquer the server |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | in the name of Sweden... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | so that Sweden cannot do it first! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I do not care that this is also their goal. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But damn the tribunals! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I started this entire war because a |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | tribunal hurt my little feelzies! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I hate all those screenshots and the truth telling! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We should make a tribunal about their tribunals! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Yes we must have a tribunal tribunal! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I cannot win this war with boats, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or hairbrained alt schemes, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will win it with the forums! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Except I am probably banned from the forums. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because everybody is banned from the forums. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And next it will appear in Gregory's |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | little paper thing... and I'm not entirely |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | sure he'll paint me in the kindest of lights. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Bobzilla, they might buff fireships so you can sail again! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose we will have to craft our ships |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In Santiago - with the hippies and |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | carebears and worse - America based clans. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's disgsusting what Rediii has brought us to... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | since this is all his fault... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | according to logic I choose not to explain... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | but totally could, you guys. |
