00:00 - 00:03 | Despite an increased membership we're in trouble. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's no longer |
00:05 - 00:07 | a friendly place to discuss watches. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Berlin GTG was a bloodbath - it's that goddamn Brexit thread |
00:12 - 00:15 | the Bear Pit's toxicity has spread to every other sub-forum. |
00:17 - 00:19 | But I told the Gammons, |
00:19 - 00:21 | keep it out of ordinary threads and no vendettas! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Gammons |
00:31 - 00:33 | Gammons have ignored your orders and upset the snowflakes. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They have no idea how to use the quote function. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone clear the room, except Number2, AndyG, TFB and Daddelverk |
01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
01:15 - 01:17 | There are no "mods", it's MY forum, I give the orders. |
01:18 - 01:23 | Why don't they listen? It's like trying to speak to that crazy Dutch ex-Pat! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And there's those endless Rolex threads, it's shameful. |
01:29 - 01:31 | What the hell is this, goddamn TRF? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Oh you "want to buy a GMT in SS?" |
01:34 - 01:37 | Well you can't! Nobody has any stock. |
01:37 - 01:40 | No more Bremont threads, their military tie-ins are pathetic. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, that's unfair Bremont make excellent watches for soldiers. |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's those plane crashes, it's affected their minds. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, their marketing is exceptional. |
01:48 - 01:52 | That's your opinion. I think it's fake and those bloody threads |
01:53 - 01:54 | sow discord all over the forum! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It's reminds me years ago when Tai Mi Chu |
01:57 - 02:00 | was here with her fake tits and her fake watches. |
02:00 - 02:03 | The back-stabbing and back biting then was unbelievable! |
02:04 - 02:08 | BUT it's worse now - over-dark photos, blue type in every post, |
02:08 - 02:13 | endless tactical crap, floral shirts and used sandals in Sales Corner. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I should have sold the forum when I had the chance! |
02:17 - 02:21 | For years people have told me how to run this place. I should've had them all shot, like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm a reasonable man, I've given people |
02:30 - 02:34 | excellent watches at reasonable prices and it's cost me my health. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I've finally conquered the market in Europe. |
02:41 - 02:42 | But what do I get? |
02:43 - 02:47 | Endless whinging and requests from morons who can't read a simple spec sheet. |
02:48 - 02:53 | The fundraiser is dying on it's arse and those SC hoovers |
02:54 - 02:56 | selling on eBay for a quick profit are scum. |
02:56 - 02:59 | They have no honour and make a complete mockery of "the spirit of the forum" |
03:00 - 03:02 | they should drown, slowly in pools of their own blood. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he doesn't know you're on eBay. |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's not much fun anymore. |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's a pain in the arse so perhaps I should sell up and |
03:25 - 03:26 | bugger arf. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The war is over. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But I hope you gentlemen decide to continue my work on the forum |
03:46 - 03:49 | and accept no shit from the dummkopfs! |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm off for a curry, do what you like. |