Asher Reacts
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GSFs 23rd best FC gets pissed over the failed wormhole deployment and lack of content
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | [Kathy Iron] ..and the other comes out cold. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | [Kathy] The hole has two statics, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | [Kathy] so shit can evac through lowsec. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | [Kathy] We have enough fuel to keep The School online |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | [Kahty] So all we have left are the dreads which are stuck there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | [Asher Ellias] And this hole... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | [Asher] it was supposed to bring us content. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | [Kathy] Asher. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | [Kathy] There is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | [Cainun] There is no fucking content. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | [Cainun] Nobody wants to fight Goons. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | [Asher] Everybody gtfo. Kathy, Cainun, Jay and John Hartley. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | [Asher] You promised me CONTENT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | [Asher] AND ALL I'VE SEEN ARE SKIRMISHES! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | [Asher] HOW MANY FLEETS DID YOU EVEN TAKE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [Asher] Rorqual miners are worth more than you FCs. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [Asher] We have all of these fucking SIGs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | [Asher] and NOBODY can start FUCKING SHIT!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | [Asher] You are all FUCKING WORTHLESS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | [Asher] You said we'd be shitting on people EVERYWHERE. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | [Kathy] Asher I can't roll every hole.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | [Asher] There are 40,000 people in Goons! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | [Kathy] Asher, not everyone knows how to calculate criticality. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | [Asher] A fucking alpha could ROLL IT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | [Asher] There is NO EXCUSE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | [Asher] Oh, it's haaard to always have a Delve enterance.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | [Asher] I was hard to your mother last night with my cock. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | [Asher] We are ALL bored and want a GOOD FIGHT. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | [Asher] But if it takes 4 hours to get to content.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | [Asher] ..maybe F1 monkey's WON'T FIGHT OR UNDOCK. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | [Asher] Mainline fleet members are AUTISTIC... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | [Asher] But none of you can seem to UNDERSTAND THAT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | [Asher] All I wanted was a good fight. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | [Asher] Maybe some Drake fleets with the new buff. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | [Asher] But fozzie sov is such a drag. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | [Asher] We used to fight over moons. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | [Asher] BUT NOW ALL I CAN DO IS THIRD PARTY OR DREAD BOMB. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | [Asher] And NC. won't take a fight to save their life because they are such betas. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | [Asher] "Global dock all your faction titans." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | [Asher] I am bored and want to see SPACESHIPS EXPLODE! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | [Asher] I bet their Rorqs are undocked RIGHT NOW! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | [Jay Amazing] It's okay, just be in locust fleet. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | [Asher] I wish I was a miner right about now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | [Asher] I never thought I'd say.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | [Asher] I just want to frack. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | [Asher] But there might be a way. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | [Asher] If we smash all the SIGs into one.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | [Asher] ...someone might have to fight us. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | [Asher] I like penis. |