| 00:01 - 00:07 | Greetings Kennelers! Here's the current news headlines: |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | The NSW Govt will jack up Bankwest Stadium, tow it down the M4 and plonk it on top of Concord Oval. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | This to benefit @TwinTurbo. It'll be renamed Bank-Inner-West Stadium. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Double benefit: pest removal! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | aka @WestsTigers who constantly lobby |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | the NRL for a 'Top 9' finals series they say they will qualify for every year. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | In other news: @AlzzBulldog attended a BBQ last weekend and reports: |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | 'Food bad, people boring, weather crap'. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | 'Apart from that - it sucked'. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Finally: a bleater committee on member numbers moaned re: no |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Lotto wins, but hadn't bought tickets. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | That's the news for now - Goodbye! |
