| 00:00 - 00:03 | When Greta Thunberg visits, she gets huge crowds. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Independent reporters like |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Andrew Nikiforuk are making people |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | think for themselves.Blaming Trudeau for everything doesn't work any more. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Smart people know the oil price is down because of market factors. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My Energy War Room, with blogs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | sexy Instagram posts, dance videos on Tik Tok |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Premier, the Energy War Room... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Energy War Room. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Energy War Room has only produced 1 commentary |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In fact, we don't even have a logo yet. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, except Savage, Nixon, Olsen & Wolf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the f**k? We don't have a logo yet? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the f**k have they done with $30 million? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They were supposed to shut up that Swedish girl! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are you all idiots incapable of original thought? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Give me a f**king crayon! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll create my own logo! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm serious! Get me a f**king crayon! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This isn't brain surgery! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Premier, you can't draft the logo! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I've heard you aren't a good artist! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your talent is spinning lies, not drawing! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stop this crazy talk! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Let me try, damn it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm a better artistic genius! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can find something on Google! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I just need a crayon to fix this mess! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My logo will last 1000 years! All for the glory of our Alberta Reich! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What the f**k do they teach art students these days? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 4 years in art college to learn what? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How to roll a tight doobie or master beer pong? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will create the f**king logo myself! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't spend a cent more until I come up with a logo! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then put it on an empty oil drum. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will wear the drum and |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | dance sexily on TikTok. The vid will go viral. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then the world will beg for our oil. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All my life, I've been misunderstood. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Never seeing my genius. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Never knowing the sacrifices I've made. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The jokes behind my back. Look, the 50 year old virgin! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The gang that can't shoot straight! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sick of it all! I'm sick of hearing that Europe is going green! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If I see that Greta.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | one more time, my head will explode! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've had it with foreign press! To hell with Tyee, Progress Media and the rest! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They're lucky this isn't Russia. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Putin would round them up and shoot them. |
