Corbyn's Downfall
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A meeting of the shadow cabinet on the eve of their General Election defeat
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Setbacks in Stoke. Revolutionary socialism didn't go down well |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the South, Jews held a rally about antisemitism |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're losing Blyth Valley and Diane Abbott is wearing two left shoes. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | To counter, we're now telling anyone who mentions the shoes they're racist bigots |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In London the middle class are confused over our Brexit position |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This isn't going well. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Put Corbyn on Andrew Neil to clarify our positions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer. Already done. He refused to apologise to the Jews |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And he... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He said he would take no position on Brexit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not even to support his own deal. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Milne, McDonnell, Corbyn and Burgon stay. Everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is the fucking point? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are losing the election |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The worst Tory party in decades. A man who can't talk properly |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So dishonest he won't even say how many children he has. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And we get Philip Shitting Schofield tearing us apart. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were ahead in the polls. May was weak and wobbly |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Doing that awful dance. It was in the bag. Now look at us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Because we makes a joke about irony or write a comment to endorse an antisemitic mural |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, only two of the bankers were Jewish and the mural is about capitalism |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut it Burgon! No-one's fucking fooled with your stupid explanations |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, It's the Zionists, They are the enemies of peace |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know that. We all know that. I was supporting Zionism when I won my election in 1933 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's the Jews. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Jews who've ruined our election campaign and cost us victory. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | After we set up Jewish Voice for Labour to give Jews a chance to join our Socialist utopia |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The biggest grouping of Jewish cranks and madmen ever assembled |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I had to meet them, and talk to them, Can you imagine how that felt? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But I did it for the good of the project. I didn't want to. God knows it was hard. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But after all that, no-one even gives a shit what they have to say about anything |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But the Jews have twisted everything to make it appear that we're antisemites, look at Chris Williamson |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Poor dear Chris. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The most loyal of all of you |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A man who understands how to deal with Israel's hidden assets |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just don't understand how we let him go. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We interfered with all the disputes and complaints, haven't we? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This situation should not be happening |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Chris should be standing here now with me on the cusp of a great victory |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I'm stuck here with you and the whole project is lost |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I won the argument! I blame everyone else for this loss |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We can rebuild the Reich from our gain in Putney |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our time will come. We've got Stormzy on board |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We're popular with the young. Perhaps we can attract more youth |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Invest our profits from Labour Live. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need to secure my succession |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | To make sure the project doesn't end with me here today |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Can you give me a progress report on Laura Pidcock? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's not good news Fuhrer. |