| 00:00 - 00:03 | The exit poll is accurate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Losses are mounting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | across the north |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Scunthorpe is gone and Peterborough |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Welshers even gave them Wrexham |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Lib Dems are strong |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jo will prevail |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Swinson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Swinson is in the toilet crying |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jo has lost her seat |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who have been with Bercow's wife leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The far right bastards |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The ignorant far right bastards |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Racist xenophobic uneducated |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just like Thornberry said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They didn't listen |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We threatened the Nhs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They kicked our arse in the Euros |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they were just warming up |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer we must respect the voters |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The voters fucking hate us |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer they just need guidance |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll never vote correctly |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Worse than Nazis |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The European Union doesn't piss |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | around with these |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | nationalistic anachronisms |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we put some real experts in charge |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | As soon as Johnson got his election |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I knew we were fucked |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now even the lib dem remainers will give up |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I promised Jo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's only a matter of time |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A European Empire |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Corbyn |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | how much stupid crap did he put in his manifesto? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | has he any concept what 2 billion trees looks like? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | the anti-semitism was fine |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but free broadband for all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll shove a router up his arse! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we won Putney |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I sat her on my knee |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She liked to call me uncle. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Daddy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Brits will leave. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That floppy haired nonce Verhofstadt can be her daddy now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he's welcome to her now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Nice Juggs |
