| 00:00 - 00:03 | Taylor your late as usual |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The country is in dire straits |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sydney is surrounded by bushfire |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will likely burn by the 1st of January |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the harbour will dry up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can use thoughts & prayers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will contract Hillsong for a few Billion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer God Botherer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Thoughts.. & Prayers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mein Fuhrer God Botherer. They are Bullshit! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Total ..Complete and utter Bullshit |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Dutton, Porter, Joyce, Houston stay - everyone else who's had sex with a staffer or stolen something - OUT! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO SAY'S THEY DONT WORK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How do you think I got here? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I prayer all the time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you think it was just a case of sleeping with |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That Mackenzie woman! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All I want is a fucken holiday. One FKN Week! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ONE FKN WEEK IN HAWAII! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A week in Hawaii? Thingo can stand in. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the country is burning Mein... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well it'll get them prepared for the rapture |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We need leadership not fairy tales |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fairy tales! I leave that stuff to Friedenburg and Cormann! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I got you all here |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I prayed for the election victory |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I covered for Christenson, and Taylor |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was the one that pretended to do stuff against the banks |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A week in Hawaii? Get that walking brick to stand in. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Surely that idiot McCormack can handle that! One week!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I want is a fucken holiday |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I smiled and smirked my way through Question Time! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I ran water for the cricketers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I even went to the races to pretend to watch a fuken horserace |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Prepared to shit myself in Maccas! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I prayer all the time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I prayed so hard my knees have less skin than Georges Phillpino hooker |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Surely McCormack can do it for a week |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yes he's a grade A idiot. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I know he killed all the fish and sold the water |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least he's better than Bridget what's her name |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We know you gave Scomo your virginity -- We all did. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why can't I have a dozen golf courses? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or access to young girls or porn stars? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like Trump! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or Joyce? or George? Or even Brians Father? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is that too much to ask after all I have done to the Australian people? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ok I wont go to Hawaii. Get my Elvis suit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell McCormack I'm coming to Parkes. |
