| 00:00 - 00:03 | the GBU: It has come to my attention Camara |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that UniConor has made a video |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That mocks you being number 1 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He exposes your multi, Miss Miracle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and brings up your opposition rank, calling you a can crusher |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Camara: Do not believe him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That is my gf |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The GBU: The thing is... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We know... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We know that's not your GF. It's a pic of Sommer Ray |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We still respect you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who thinks I don't deserve to be number one leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT IS MY GIRLFRIEND |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE'RE ON AND OFF AGAIN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW DARE YOU AND HOW DARE HE MOCK HER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE TRANE UFC TOGETHER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry Miss Miracle you don't exist |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He will go down for this he doesn't know anything |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | When he mocks me he mocks all of you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If he calls me retarded then you must be too! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Humors: He brought up my sister and my ant farm too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Nobody cares about your inbred Latvian life Humors I am number one! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Humors: Don't talk about my ant farm like that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Listen to me you Latvian virgin, fuck bitches and get money like me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am cool and awesome |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I care what people think about me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want them to think I am cool too |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I do fuck Miss Miracle and I am number 1 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have never can crushed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My opposition rank doesn't matter and I have never ducked a fight! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why doesn't he respect me?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All I want is peoples approval on an online game |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought when I got to number one |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That people would respect me for what I pretend to be |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and think I'm cool |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but no |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | UniConor returns and ruins what little respect people had for me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I waited for him to leave because I knew he would do this |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I waited in a cave |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with only humors for company |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I thought this was my time! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know, it's hard being a figment of his imagination |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am cool |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I like cool things like sex and fighting |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and food |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | People never like me in real life |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought I could at least pretend to live a cool lifestyle |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but Miss Miracle is real |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and we trane UFC |
