00:00 - 00:03 | Trade period was a big success |
00:04 - 00:05 | Howard has been booted |
00:05 - 00:07 | and so has Frampton |
00:08 - 00:12 | We're left with glass ankles Dixon, a 33 yr old Westhoff |
00:12 - 00:15 | and a 3rd year Marshall as key forwards |
00:17 - 00:19 | We'll be fine |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll use Sam Gray as a key forward |
00:24 - 00:26 | uh Kern... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Davies... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Davies delisted Sam Gray so he can play for Sydney |
00:34 - 00:36 | Davies only offered Sam a 1 year deal |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out except Vossy, Bassett and Cornes |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | That fucking moron Davies has fucked us! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Sam Gray was our fucking best key forward |
01:25 - 01:28 | He never gets injured |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's reliable |
01:31 - 01:34 | He takes on 3 defenders at once! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Our other key forwards are fucking useless |
01:37 - 01:40 | Dixon has concrete hands and is always injured |
01:40 - 01:42 | Kern, we have Westhoff who can take a grab |
01:42 - 01:46 | Westhoff shits his pants under pressure! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Kern, we have Watts, a great reliable kick |
01:48 - 01:52 | Watts only cares about swimming and tits! |
01:53 - 01:54 | They're not forwards anyway |
01:56 - 01:57 | They're fucking defenders |
01:57 - 02:00 | We need more defenders |
02:00 - 02:03 | The players don't understand total football |
02:04 - 02:08 | They don't know how to work hardery for longery |
02:08 - 02:13 | I coach them not to lose and they still don't know how to win |
02:14 - 02:16 | Every week it's the same bloody loss |
02:17 - 02:21 | We have a long way to go to be like Richmond!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Everything I do turns to shit |
02:30 - 02:34 | Co-captains was a fucking disaster |
02:34 - 02:36 | Wines wants to piss off to Carlton |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much pressure for him |
02:43 - 02:47 | That fucking block-headed water skiing turd! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I took a steaming shit on a club tradition so he could be captain |
02:54 - 02:56 | And what do I get in return? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Only fucking 2 good games all year |
03:00 - 03:02 | I put Boaky back into the middle to cover! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Brad Ebert will be back in 2020 |
03:14 - 03:16 | Without Sam Gray, I'm fucked |
03:19 - 03:23 | He gave us structure |
03:25 - 03:26 | I have no ideas |
03:31 - 03:33 | Get me a diet coke |
03:40 - 03:46 | See who Geelong and Hawthorn delist |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe we'll get lucky with one of their spuds |
03:53 - 03:56 | See what Butcher is up to |