| 00:00 - 00:03 | Trade period was a big success |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Howard has been booted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and so has Frampton |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're left with glass ankles Dixon, a 33 yr old Westhoff |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a 3rd year Marshall as key forwards |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll be fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll use Sam Gray as a key forward |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | uh Kern... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Davies... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Davies delisted Sam Gray so he can play for Sydney |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Davies only offered Sam a 1 year deal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out except Vossy, Bassett and Cornes |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That fucking moron Davies has fucked us! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sam Gray was our fucking best key forward |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He never gets injured |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's reliable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He takes on 3 defenders at once! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our other key forwards are fucking useless |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dixon has concrete hands and is always injured |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kern, we have Westhoff who can take a grab |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Westhoff shits his pants under pressure! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kern, we have Watts, a great reliable kick |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Watts only cares about swimming and tits! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're not forwards anyway |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're fucking defenders |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need more defenders |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The players don't understand total football |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They don't know how to work hardery for longery |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I coach them not to lose and they still don't know how to win |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every week it's the same bloody loss |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have a long way to go to be like Richmond!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Everything I do turns to shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Co-captains was a fucking disaster |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Wines wants to piss off to Carlton |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much pressure for him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That fucking block-headed water skiing turd! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I took a steaming shit on a club tradition so he could be captain |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what do I get in return? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Only fucking 2 good games all year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I put Boaky back into the middle to cover! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Brad Ebert will be back in 2020 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Without Sam Gray, I'm fucked |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He gave us structure |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have no ideas |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get me a diet coke |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See who Geelong and Hawthorn delist |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe we'll get lucky with one of their spuds |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See what Butcher is up to |
