| 00:00 - 00:05 | Did you hear about Kotaku, that's where i used to work. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All the journalists got shit-canned |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | the jobs outsourced to Mexico |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So i checked the site today... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Its all Titas, ass, and FIFA20! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | LOL |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I couldn't believe It! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The first article was Ass! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | ... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | the second, an expose on Titas |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and the third, fucking EA FIFA |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | not even PES! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | i scrolled to the comments |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | The Rainbow Unicorns... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The Teddy Bears... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Remember? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Now its all GIFs |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | of Messi |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and TITAS! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | ... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | i checked all of them... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I read every comment |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | EY YAY EY |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So then I call down for my last check |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | they tell me HR has been let go |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I said that's obvious! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | EL OH EL |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | i checked twitter... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | all these journalists wont say anything... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | they are too scared of being blacklisted |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | from future employer |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | hahaha |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I told Patricia |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | If you need a job my Sisters cleaning business is hiring |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | ...EL OH EL, i tried not to laugh but i couldn't handle it |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | I laughed on twitter |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I went to ResetEra |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and guess what i found? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | the Rainbow Unicorns |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | and the Teddy Bears... OMG |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What were they doing |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | they were on all on fire running around |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | placing blame on white males |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | the thread was 10 pages long |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | i used Adblock |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I went over to NeoGAF and well, lets just say |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | they were as amused as i was... |
