| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've completed our Cedar Fair road trip itinerary for next summer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will hit up Carowinds, Kings Dominion, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Dorney, followed by stops |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at Michigan's Adventure and Kings Island, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | finishing off with a great visit to Cedar Point. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And no Six Flags parks in the area! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't stand to even drive past one. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Six Flags... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Six Flags has made an offer to purchase Cedar Fair |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in a cash-and-stock acquisition deal. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Six Flags passholders--err members--please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is an outrage! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Six Flags will run all these parks into the ground! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I won't wait in long lines for subpar food! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Employees that don't care! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Line jumpers galore! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Carnival rides they count as roller coasters! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A Ring of Fire is not a coaster! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Their ride capacity is the worst! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Six Flags revolutionized the regional amusement park industry. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Revolutionized?!?!? Revolution is a horrible coaster! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Six Flags has built multiple RMC's. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Six Flags even builds the worst RMC's! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Look at Goliath! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Cedar Point is America's Roller Coast! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It doesn't need an old, bald guy dancing to attract guests! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Cedar Fair's operations are second only to Disney! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Six Flags shut down AstroWorld and is letting |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Six Flags New Orleans rot into a swamp! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They declared bankruptcy only a few years ago! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only park Cedar Fair ever shut down was Geauga Lake, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and that was Six Flags' fault too. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So will it be Six Flags Cedar Point? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Six Flags Canada's Wonderland? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For God's sake, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | will there be two Six Flags Great Americas? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just paid for my 2020 Platinum Pass! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now will I have to buy a Six Flags membership too? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I vowed never to go back |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | after I got all my Magic Mountain credits! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, there's still Holiday World. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, I guess that's the way it is. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Honestly, it's not gonna stop me from visiting. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who am I kidding... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Batman and Superman... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | they're way better than Snoopy and the Peanuts gang. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That is, until Disney buys DC Comics too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Proceed with booking our flights. |
