| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our division is looking tougher than ever |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Winning it is far from a guarantee |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Jags and Colts are better |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Jags now have a champ at quarterback |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the Titans offense is absolutely loaded |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We still have Clowney and Watt |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will wreck havoc to them like they always do |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Clowney |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Clowney got traded to the Seahawks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for Martin, Mingo, and a 3rd rounder |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is a Seahawks fan please leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Clowney was a centerpiece to our defensive line! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How could O'Brien be so stupid to throw away our chances? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Our secondary is also worse |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now any competent offense will torch us |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | every time they have the ball |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Seahawks got a 1st and 2nd rounder for Frank Clark |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We got almost nothing for a better player |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer Clark has more sacks than Clowney |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There's more to it than that! And it was still a horrible trade! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, we couldn't afford to pay him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We're still paying half his salary |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Unbelievably dumb even then |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We could have traded him earlier |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Had better leverage for much better value |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now our defense will be nothing but smelly garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Watson will have to play his lights out for us to have any chance at all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We have no pass rusher whatsoever other than JJ Watt |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Watt is already injury prone to begin with |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Seahawks fan will all be laughing their asses off at us, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How could O'Brien be so stupid? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm German so I know nothing about American Football |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even I can tell you this was outrageous |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Complete highway robbery! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's almost like we don't even have a General manager! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Oh wait, that actually explains it! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We will piss the bed in mediocracy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Thanks to our head coach also being our "manager" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We probably won't even win the division now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We still have a chance with Luck's retirement |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the second saddest day in my life |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I followed American Football after what happened to Germany in the World Cup |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now what do I do? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will lose the season and the war |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess Texans fans can bandwagon Cowboys now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will start rooting for the Astros |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You all can do as you wish |
