| 00:00 - 00:05 | This is the offseason we're going to make it all come together. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | If not for the Warriors, two more... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | ...two more championships we'd have right now. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | There's no doubt in my mind, we're still the best in the West. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | That's right ...still the best... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | ... in the West. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Let's give Morey our savior... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | ...one more chance to sign that missing piece we need. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The best! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | This offseason was ridiculous. So many big names to go after. No way Morey can strike out. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | A couple years ago, I kept telling myself |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Kevin Durant will opt out and join Harden. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Ok KD wasn't realistic. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I started believing Jimmy Butler... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | would want to come home... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | ...to win a ring with the beard! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | The best! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Oh my lord, he'd rather |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | check out Gabrielle Union all day |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Ah no worries, we'll get Al Horford or Bogdan! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Maybe Randle or Thaddeus Young |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | JJ Reddick? Korver? Wesley Matthews? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Ok, in all seriousness we re-signed everyone we needed to |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And not only that, we signed Danuel House |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | to an amazing contract. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | At least we now have a champion... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | ...on the roster. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He's going to balance the West. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | At least he's not an undersized PF. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The best! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Or a 14th... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...14th round draft pick. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I was pressing F5 on Clutchfans |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Believing cyberx rumors would bring us to the promised land |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Meanwhile the Lakers and Clippers are making moves that Morey doesn't understand because they don't show up in analytics. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Moreyball? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Haha you're damn right that's Moreyball. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | It's fine. It's fine.We can trust in D'Antoni... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ...to bring home the trophy. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | End it now. Just stab me please. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What are you going to do now as a Clutchfan? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Post some stuff about Dream every few weeks for rep and watch CarlHerrera slowly lose his mind. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Jeremy Lin and Lowry are champions and so will be the rest of traded Rockets at this rate. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Except Dwight of course. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Oh lord the Utah Jazz are so good. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They got Conley and Bogdan. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We got nothing. Wouldn't it be funny if they ended up the best in the West? |
