Why isn't my parlor rifle selling on NES?
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Hitler tries to sell his parlor rifle on NES and can't understand why it's not moving
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's been six months since your rifle was listed on NES |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It was bumped once |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bumped twice |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And bumped again and again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the only activity was open mocking by a russian named Boris |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't these idiots know it's Pre-Healy? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That it's a rare, off list opportunity? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You need to understand.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | What that bitch says |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's, it's not law |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I've based my retirement off gouging other gun owners |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Did you mention that it's a Flobert? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Crafted for gentlemen! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If ammo was still available I'd cap all your asses with it myself |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and your girlfriends too |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | especially the ginger who cries all the time |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do I need to write the ad myself? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Have none of read anything on marketing? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where is the urgency to buy? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There no urgency...the rifle is fucking useless! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Useless? Even to someone with a range in their parlor? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Read my lips: You can't buy fucking ammo for the rifle |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How about cutting back on 8mm and retooling? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You assholes don't need it, all you do is retreat! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What'd you do as a kid, play with dolls? Pussy! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What incentives have you tried? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe a package deal |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Some cognac from paris perhaps |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or some of that art we shipped to switzerland |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | People LOVE a deal |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just to prove you're an idiot, throw in the pedestal sink from your office |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nobody can refuse a good pedestal sink |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There's no need to mount it to the walls |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's elegant and the base hides the plumbing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everyone needs a sink at least |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Indoor ranges can be filthy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There's a real need to wash up after 500 rounds |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I once fingered my asshole after a range day |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Let me tell you, that stung worse than Stalingrad |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Worse than when Rommel pissed away N Africa |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Suck it up snowflake, Trump is still your President |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And yet my rifle sits unsold..... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I had just a handful of rounds |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'd pump your gut full of lead out of disgust |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do we need to try Armslist? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't need those assholes in my life |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's worse than selling rims on craigslist |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I fear it's our last hope |