| 00:00 - 00:03 | And then about the indies we |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | decided that we will see what |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they offer at Berlin's Quo Vadis |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nintendo's Switch seems to be a |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | new favourite for the devs however |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | None of that is important. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone will see who rules at E3 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we won't be at E3 this year |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't have enough to show |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | so we cancelled E3 2019 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All 3rd parties may leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE ARE NOT AT E3?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SONY HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT E3!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE JUST ANNOUNCED DEATH STRANDING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FOR NOVEMBER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE FANBOYS WILL PROCLAIM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THAT WAR IS OVER! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND YET, WE WON'T BE AT E3, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WON'T SHOW ANY OF THE COMING GAMES? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We just released Days Gone and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DAYS GONE IS AT 71 ON METACRITIC! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There is also Dreams... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares about Dreams when |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Mario Maker 2 will be released soon? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Switch passed 34 million |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | sold units worldwide. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And those Google guys |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | announced something called |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Stadia which will stream games apparently |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had to order that PS Now games |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | can now also be downloaded because |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | our own streaming solution and |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | network infrastructure is shit. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I thought that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Last of Us 2 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and Ghost of Tsushima |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | might win us this E3 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | just as we won last E3 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I even called that flute guy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Everything would have been fine |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No one told him we lost last year's E3 already |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is only one |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | thing I can do now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Only one last thing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to make it seem like |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we're still ahead of the game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and now what to do and how |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's call Microsoft |
