No Sony at E3 2019

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How can SONY avoid a total PR desaster and pretend to still lead the market

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00:00 - 00:03And then about the indies we
00:04 - 00:05decided that we will see what
00:05 - 00:07they offer at Berlin's Quo Vadis
00:08 - 00:12Nintendo's Switch seems to be a
00:12 - 00:15new favourite for the devs however
00:17 - 00:19None of that is important.
00:19 - 00:21Everyone will see who rules at E3
00:24 - 00:26Well...
00:27 - 00:28we won't be at E3 this year
00:31 - 00:33We don't have enough to show
00:34 - 00:36so we cancelled E3 2019
00:53 - 00:58All 3rd parties may leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15WE ARE NOT AT E3?!
01:15 - 01:17SONY HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT E3!!!
01:18 - 01:23WE JUST ANNOUNCED DEATH STRANDING
01:25 - 01:28FOR NOVEMBER
01:29 - 01:31THE FANBOYS WILL PROCLAIM
01:31 - 01:34THAT WAR IS OVER!
01:34 - 01:37AND YET, WE WON'T BE AT E3,
01:37 - 01:40WON'T SHOW ANY OF THE COMING GAMES?
01:40 - 01:42We just released Days Gone and...
01:42 - 01:46DAYS GONE IS AT 71 ON METACRITIC!
01:46 - 01:48There is also Dreams...
01:48 - 01:52Who cares about Dreams when
01:53 - 01:54Mario Maker 2 will be released soon?
01:56 - 01:57Switch passed 34 million
01:57 - 02:00sold units worldwide.
02:00 - 02:03And those Google guys
02:04 - 02:08announced something called
02:08 - 02:13Stadia which will stream games apparently
02:14 - 02:16I had to order that PS Now games
02:17 - 02:21can now also be downloaded because
02:27 - 02:29our own streaming solution and
02:30 - 02:34network infrastructure is shit.
02:34 - 02:36But I thought that
02:41 - 02:42The Last of Us 2
02:43 - 02:47and Ghost of Tsushima
02:48 - 02:53might win us this E3
02:54 - 02:56just as we won last E3
02:56 - 02:59I even called that flute guy
03:00 - 03:02Everything would have been fine
03:04 - 03:07No one told him we lost last year's E3 already
03:14 - 03:16There is only one
03:19 - 03:23thing I can do now
03:25 - 03:26Only one last thing
03:31 - 03:33to make it seem like
03:40 - 03:46we're still ahead of the game
03:46 - 03:49and now what to do and how
03:53 - 03:56Let's call Microsoft