| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Libs have held seats |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Swan, Hasluck |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are closing in on 76 seats |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It even looks like Dutton won his |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Barnaby is back as well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not a problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | when Getup strike they will be routed |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bill, um |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bill theres a ..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Getup didnt work |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We blew all that money on bugger all |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Pillsberzerk, Albo, Wong, everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jesus Christ on a pogo stick |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 12 years of kissing ass |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | licking my way up the ALP joystick |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "Id dont know what she said but I agree with it" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I stabbed so many leaders i have RSI |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you how know how hard |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | it was to sit next to Rudd, fucking Rudd |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and not strangle the little turd? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bill come on |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fair suck of the.. Dont you dare say it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Programmatic specificity |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | See this is the sort of |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | crap that lost us the election |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | higher taxes, more spending |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | launching where Whitlam launched |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | sending me off to |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | explain shit i know nothing about |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because i listened to turtle Bowen |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | who couldnt budget his way out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | of a school tuckshop. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now you will all blame it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | on me, poor me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | instead of the rest of the members of this clown car |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 12 years |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 12 years of eating shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now the party will drop me like a lepers dong |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I know where |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the bodies are all buried |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If any of you try to "Latham" me Ill ratfuck you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Chole, you still have lots of money |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we got Abbott |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | nothing else went right |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You still love me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | my loyal inner circle |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | none of you would |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | treat me like I treated others |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | would you? |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | Comrades? |
