Salty
327 views • 1/16/2019
This is a parody of what must've gone down in the most recent battlefield season.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen we have much to discuss |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems our recent advances |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here in the honorable battlefield |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even with our higher combat power has failed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We believe they are using some sort of advanced strategy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is nonsense |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Our combat power is superior |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Whitegiant |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I believe they are using an... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | exploit to defeat us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I believe we've figured it out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but elders, knights, and captains are dismissed |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | EVERY SEASON! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In Season 2 it was Minibun |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That little dwarf! A dwarf sage for godsakes! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and in Season 3 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Apollo, another one of those dreaded Icepoints |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | His combat power isn't even as high as Rayvn's |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | yet he still defeated us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And this most recent season |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Whitegiant we were winning |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | even with all the money we've spent |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Whitegiant...it was the exploit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | exploit or not we still lost |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | to ZZK |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | that's not even a name |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and another dwarf |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that ankle biting race |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All season we've done nothing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but patiently wait for the battleground to open |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | mondays, wednesday, and even fridays for god sakes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you know what better things i could've been doing on those nights |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | nothing.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we've nothing to show for it...nothing! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We're supposed to be the strongest |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Report |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They've left us with no other alternatives |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Han! Begin drafting a report of their deeds |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must report them to the higher power |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Netmarble must know, it's the only way |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That every season no matter what we do they find some way |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry you can still bot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | To make matters worse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They keep declaring war on us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Their alliance keeps getting bigger |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We avoid...we surrender |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but it does nothing...they still declare war |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and when we accept, we're hunted down like wild animals |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Han go submit the report. |
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