| 00:00 - 00:03 | All the Capitol albums have been gathered in this box |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All the original covers have been recreated |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to the finest detail. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Both mono and stereo versions of the songs are included, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to celebrate the Beatles US invasion. |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | At last we can hear the US albums as they were created |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | with the sound and images from the 1960's. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have used... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have used the 2009 remasters for the set and |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | Magical mystery tour is not even included. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who have kept their vinyl Beatles albums can leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It is fake, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | these albums are all fakes. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These cd's should have been made from the original Capitol master tapes. |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | Did Apple think we would not have noticed the difference? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | These British revisionists! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Thinking that just because the Beatles happened in the UK - |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they can erase the memories of the American fans |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who spent all their money to hear just these albums and versions. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, US specific mixes and edits have been included in the set. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Mere dozen of different tracks is nothing when the rest is fucked up. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The best quality digital masters were used. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What good is in them, this digital garbage? |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Just zeros and ones in a row, with no idea how we want to hear them. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dave Dexter knew what we Americans wanted. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He added the reverb to make the songs sound less European. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When no good stereo versions were available, he created them from nothing. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What a stupid track 'She's a woman' would have been without him adding the echo. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who can honestly say that 'I'm only sleeping' duophonic stereo is not better than the UK version? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They should have kept the US albums as they were. |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | Universal bought the Beatles from the EMI and then the Stalin at Apple does this. |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | All the different versions down the drain! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even if some US specific mixes have been kept, there is surely some missing. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Apple and the Europeans just cannot do it right. |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | New improved full dimensional stereo. |
| 02:44 - 02:47 | That's the way the Beatles' albums should have sounded to the eternity. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fold down mono mixes and the good Capitol echo |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | blasting out from a portable record player. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But on cd they wanted the crystal clear Dexter free sterile sound |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with the vocals on one speaker and the instruments on the other. |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't worry, the Capitol Albums sets are still available. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | To make matters worse, these are not even the 1960's mixes. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Help and Rubber soul -tracks were remixed in the 1987. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | The historical accuracy is lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | Buy all the US albums boxes from the nearest department store |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and burn them in a bonfire in the best Alabama fashion. |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | Then we can dig out our portable players |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | and listen till the original vinyl albums t the end of the world. |
