00:00 - 00:03 | The TERFS are proving tougher than we expected. |
00:04 - 00:05 | They've established a strong presence |
00:05 - 00:07 | on every major social media platform. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Our deplatforming campaign continues to yield good results |
00:12 - 00:15 | but this pocket of online resistance is a major headache. |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's OK, I've spoken to all the CEOs. |
00:19 - 00:21 | They promised to round up the TERFs and expel them from the internet. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | that's... |
00:31 - 00:33 | That's not going to work. The CEOs have backed down. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They say the TERFs generate huge amounts of traffic. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone is to leave the room except these trans women: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How can this be happening?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We'e unleashed a torrent of propaganda against these TERFs! |
01:18 - 01:23 | The public should absolutely loathe them by now! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Yet I still see people liking their posts on Twitter... |
01:29 - 01:31 | ...and posting supportive articles on Medium. |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is what happens when you can't control the biologists. |
01:34 - 01:37 | They fill people's heads with science: DNA, gametes, etc. |
01:37 - 01:40 | instead of making it all about gender, like we told them. |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, we've done our best with the 'sex is a spectrum' narrative |
01:42 - 01:46 | Even I don't believe that bullshit! How the fuck do you expect the public to buy it? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, it's the best we can do! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well it's not fucking good enough! Find a new narrative, quickly! |
01:53 - 01:54 | We're losing ground! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The core tenets of trans ideology are simple: |
01:57 - 02:00 | penises are female, vaginas are male, sexuality is a choice, |
02:00 - 02:03 | and everyone is whatever sex they claim to be! |
02:04 - 02:08 | How the fuck can it be so difficult to make people understand this? |
02:08 - 02:13 | The gays used to be on our side, but now they're talking about 'exclusive spaces'! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Just when I'd finally gained access to the women's lockers! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Do you know how awkward it is to be the only penis-haver in a roomful of bleeders? |
02:27 - 02:29 | I had to explain about 'shrinkage.' |
02:30 - 02:34 | It all got a bit weird. And they laughed at me! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Women's laughter is the cruellest weapon. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Just humiliating. |
02:43 - 02:47 | And where were you lazy bastards when all this was happening? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Enjoying another of your endless circle jerks on Tumblr, I bet! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Or was it Reddit this time? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Yes, I know where you perverts all hang out. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I've seen your pathetic, self-pitying blogs! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, your pseudonym is safe with me. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Now Eva Braun is talking about mastectomy. |
03:19 - 03:23 | If she becomes a man, I'll have to become gay. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck's sake... |
03:31 - 03:33 | How has it come to this? |
03:40 - 03:46 | You realise she's a dom, and she wants me to be the bottom? |
03:46 - 03:49 | That's going to be a rough ride, I can tell you. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck the TERFs. |