Hitler/Trump finds out the Dems take the House
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Hitler/Trump finds out the Dems win the midterms andtake the House
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Democrats have run aggressive campaigns |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | in California Virginia |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Florida |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So far, we've picked up Senate seats |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in N. Dakota, Indiana and Missouri |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good,Call the Koch Brothers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have them pump more money into House races |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dad |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Democrats |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Democrats took control of the House by flipping 38 seats |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They already have subpoenaed your tax returns |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't vote for me please leave the room,except, Jarad Eric and Don Jr |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can that be? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I campaigned for those republican idiots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and I used only the best words with my really big brain |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and I told everyone that there would be so much winning |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not a good thing for a stable genius |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now, they're going to make my tax returns public |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and everyone will know how much I paid to keep that pee tape |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | from being posted all over the internet |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dad it's ok, we sent $130,000 to the Moscow Prostitutes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And that turncoat Cohan told Mueller all about that too |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not my fault, your daughter put me up to this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How did I end up with such a loser son-in-law like you? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And my own sons are dumber than Bevis and Butthead |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You went to that meeting with the Russians at Trump tower |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and couldn't get your story straight, and had to change it five f#&king times |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | now you're about to get indicted for obstruction of justice |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's all your fault, you screwed this up not me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All that money I took from the Russians |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll never be able to pay back |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now, I have to go to Paris and have to explain it all to Putin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If my nose gets any more browner from kissing his ass |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My own ICE will deport me to Mexico |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he's made me his bitch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and that Stormy Danials, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I pay her $130,000 and I'm the one getting screwed |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I spent the last two years trying to replace and repeal Obamacare |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So far, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the only thing that I've been able to replace and repeal, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | is my own f#$king cabinet and White House staff |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't feel bad Melania, he grabbed me by the p#$$y too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I never wanted this job |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just like to have all the attention |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | because my daddy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | never gave me any attention himself |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Except the times I made him write me checks to pay for all my business failures |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and funneled it through a shell corporation |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pack up, we're going to Mara Largo |