| 00:00 - 00:03 | Is Puhoi really a place |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently they have a distillery |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here is Puhoi |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Shit name for a place |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But clearly popular |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just how fucking popular? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I mean not as popular as us surely? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lawrence...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Puhoi Organic Distillery |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They won the People Choice award... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They took it by one single vote.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not Jason, Bob or Grant get the fuck out of here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?%$%## |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You assured me we would win the Peoples fucking choice! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Puhoi Organic Distillery my ass.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | $#$#$@@!@!@ |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No one mention the Puhoi Pub |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | One vote, one fucking vote!!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told you idiots to ask your mates to vote, anyone, lazy fuckers. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But your a bunch of Nigel no mates.... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ingeborg voted for us.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ingeborg! She slagged our tasting panel on day one.. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She said it was honest feedback.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Feedback, feedback my hairy ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | One vote..... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are not the most popular... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That double shits the shit out of me. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No, it treble shits me you fuckers. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | &^%%$%##@%%^% |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and &^%$%#$$$%^% |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fuck it, Bob, it was you wasn't it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Your in charge of our brand.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | In charge of shite .. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should have handled the advertising |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You and fucking Elvis.... useless. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tappy Place.. I mean fuck off.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you even read that shit.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We should have used Grants idea.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | you know, Beer Spot, where everyone gets a beer... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That shit is catchy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But no, you smartee cockwombles... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Wait til he hear's about the Wine Spot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh well.... we've still got a chance |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We should piss in the Excellence in Marketing category |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Won't we boys... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You did enter us? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I mean not in that emerging business category |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That shits insulting. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a beer. |
