| 00:00 - 00:05 | Wagner come in, first job sacks Eustace |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | your fucking Villa, out you go |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We are back, need a big name |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | big name for a big club |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Brings in Wayne Rooney |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | couldn’t make it up |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 6th place |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Above the Albion |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | unreal |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | sack the fucking manager |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | how fucking stupid |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Eustace goes to Blackburn |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They’re in the shit |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Rooney comes in |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | All the granny’s |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | in America can sleep again |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | while in Birmingham |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | they’re locking theirs up |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | hiding the fucking keys |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | then Tom Brady, fucking Tom Brady |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | he tells Wagner |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He’s spotted some land up the road |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | that’s for sale, some rickety go cart place |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Wagner takes a look, loves it |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | gets an even brighter idea |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Build a 60,000 stadium |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | they pissed on the corner flags |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | at the last place |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | to get rid of a gypsy’s curse |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and never |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | filled that fucker |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | no shit |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | built that fucker inside out |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | had to do it again |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Fucking roof was about to cave in |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | you’re joking…. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I’m fucking not |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Rooney gets binned |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Blues lower than a corgi’s arse |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | end up with a bloke they sacked before |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and how did that go? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | he give it a go, they beat Norwich |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | last game of the season |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | but John Eustace’s Blackburn won away |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | ….sent the fuckers down |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | now Wagners fucking gutted |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | he was offered Solihull Moors, fucking idiot |
