| 00:00 - 00:03 | Plans are moving forward for your creative center, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Reich Culture Chamber |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're starting an open mic night |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to directly compete with the SRCC |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and will recruit artists and photographers very soon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The SRCC is no threat. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They can't even get their shit together. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The SRCC.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The SRCC is getting organized |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They got an EIN number and are opening a bank account. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has been to an SRCC open mic, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How are they that organized? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That bunch of stoners and hippies are making money? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Enough to open a bank account? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They've been building that thing for over a year and getting nowhere... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ... and now suddenly they're a legit business? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That long-hair Davis has been building |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | their "Members Lounge" forever |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with some dream of making it a tripper's paradise! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, it's really cool looking with the blacklights and all... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Davis' mind is burned out from too much acid in college! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the other SRCC Founders help keep him focused! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The other "Founders" are burnouts too! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm an artist too! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I could go in there and |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | show them all a thing or two. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'd finish that mural of Diane Bell's in the foyer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and make it a masterpiece of Aryan art! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'd take over the Music department |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and fix their shitty sound! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That TJ guy needs to put down the bong! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Put me in that Podcasting room of theirs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and they'll see what talk is all about! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everyone would listen to "The Hitler Podcast"! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Photography... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What kind of Photography department is that? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Where are the hot chicks with exposed big tiddies? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Big Tiddie Goth Girlfriends? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where are they? Let's see a gallery show! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fine art nudes! Are they even making any? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK... your small tits look good too! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | These burnouts are unstoppable |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The SRCC gives me.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... heartburn. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They're even doing writing there. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But would Steve Seeber let me show off "Mein Kampf"? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No! Of course not. Nazis aren't welcome... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at the SRCC. |
