| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the JoCo voters are rallying. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are collecting on promised votes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and have surrounded Indo on the south and north sides. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are gathering their forces for a final assault |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to carry JoCo over the line. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With Kunkasaurus' votes on our side, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll still keep the lead. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kunk... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kunk just flipped his vote and released Hector to do the same. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | JoCo is ahead in the vote. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | DoaM Discord meme accounts, lurkers, casuals - leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That son of a bitch! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Kunkasaurus betrayed us! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For a promise to make a SONG about some dumb abstract game?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A goddam fucking song. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | First, queues trades for Galatolol's vote |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | then, Nick promises to cosplay Mr. Rochester, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ethan R tubgirls us with a coinflip, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and finally a bad AI chatbot pulls this bullshit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, but JoCo tells incredible stories... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Stories?! What about mergers? Shipping? And area control? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein James, don't forget about short playtime and heavy negotiation |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How can you defend a fucking party game? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no strategy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You spend hours working through crises in India |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | negotiating retirements, military campaigns, governors and votes in parliament, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | then the whole game is decided by a final card flip? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why don't you just flip a coin and be done with it? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How am I the only one of you idiots to see this for Sanchez' sake! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Indonesia is a work of genius! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You savages are too busy giggling over driving the company to bankruptcy again. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't take it anymore. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You heathen can't see the interactivity, the board play, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the tight auctions for the brilliance that it is. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For shame |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the beginning it's been obvious that Indo is the better game. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | JoCo is a fad that will blow over when these fools realize it's just an activity. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you'll see, our day will come. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Kunk will rue this day. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The song will be hot garbage! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Please Scott, put on a big boy face. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We even had Sanchez come in at the last minute. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Merging rice and spice to siap faji... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | exceptional. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The battle's been lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But the war isn't even close to over. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We're just reheating the TV dinner. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Til next year DoaM |
