00:00 - 00:03 | Earlier this morning, our operatives obtained |
00:03 - 00:05 | this leaked screenshot of Alpha 17E. |
00:05 - 00:07 | You can see there are multiple new vehicles, |
00:08 - 00:12 | weapons are customizable through mods, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and every building in Perishton has been rebuilt. |
00:17 - 00:19 | And this health bar here... |
00:19 - 00:21 | That's just for bosses. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
00:27 - 00:28 | The health bar... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The health bar displays for all enemies. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Even if they haven't taken damage yet. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if your favorite game is a fighter, MOBA, or RPG. Now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you kidding me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | This big ugly bar is going to be on every enemy? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Do I LOOK like I'm wearing an augmented reality visor to you? |
01:24 - 01:26 | When they took away my mini map, |
01:26 - 01:27 | I said nothing. |
01:28 - 01:30 | When they took away my hunger and thirst bars, |
01:31 - 01:31 | I said nothing. |
01:31 - 01:34 | You mean to tell me THIS is what they were making space for?? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Why are they wasting their time on health bars |
01:37 - 01:40 | instead of something useful like fixing the AI?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | faatal HAS been fixing the AI! He's already- |
01:42 - 01:46 | I'm not talking about rag dolls and zombie closets, I mean actual AI! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, he's making zombies dig again! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Are you serious? Oh, that's just freaking GREAT! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Swiss cheese for everyone! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They can upgrade to Unity 2018, |
01:57 - 02:00 | but when it comes to fighting the mole people |
02:00 - 02:03 | they're stuck in Alpha 10! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Do you know how many polls Roland and Crater Creator made |
02:08 - 02:13 | yet we still don't get ziplines OR behemoths? |
02:14 - 02:16 | They looked so cool, man! |
02:17 - 02:19 | The way this is going, |
02:19 - 02:22 | I might as well go play on console! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Look, I can cut Madmole some slack. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I mean, I watched him eat his beard with my own eyes after all. |
02:34 - 02:36 | No wonder the dude needed a vacation. |
02:41 - 02:42 | But I'm supposed to wait over a year |
02:43 - 02:47 | without a single Q&A video to take the edge off? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Not even a 16.5 to tide me over? |
02:54 - 02:56 | An army of world builders |
02:56 - 02:59 | make whole towns of complex POIs, |
03:00 - 03:02 | only to mar them with giant exclamation points! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, they'll need more devs for their next game lol j/k |
03:14 - 03:16 | Alpha. Beta. They're just words. |
03:19 - 03:23 | My only solace is that the forums are the first source for news. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Not Twitter or Tumblr. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We'll always see what's new before they do. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Why would they add Vulkan? Have they even seen a zombie movie? |
03:46 - 03:49 | Vulkans are nothing like zombies. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Doesn't make any sense. |