| 00:00 - 00:08 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:09 - 00:13 | Our spies have infiltrated AF.ORG as requested |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | We have GC and Drich here |
| 00:18 - 00:24 | OK, I also want LittleRik to troll all the other neighbouring threads |
| 00:25 - 00:28 | My Fuhrer, he is being attacked from everywhere |
| 00:29 - 00:35 | It's true, They have this new weapon called "LOGIC" |
| 00:37 - 00:42 | It intercepts all our fallacies! We're dying my Fuhrer |
| 00:51 - 00:55 | Unleash Project "ALEX K" |
| 00:56 - 01:00 | He will single handedly nullify this weapon with "ANTI LOGIC" |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | Chritianity must succeed! It WILL succeed! |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | We have invested everything in this God! |
| 01:25 - 01:30 | Tell our agents to try everything! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have they mentioned NDE's, objective morality and miracles yet? |
| 01:35 - 01:37 | Mention poo or queefing to distact them if you need to! |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | What's her name again? CL? Bring her onboard now! |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, she's unavaliable, she's pregnant! |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | Why can't she logon from home you morons! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, she's also got 6 cats to feed! |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | I give up you incompetent fools, I'll create a sock myself! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | First, I will logon with the name True Christian, they won't catch on. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | If I get a minute, I'll checkout A69 too... |
| 01:59 - 02:01 | I need a distraction from you idiots! |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | Hopefully some nice boobs will calm me down a bit |
| 02:05 - 02:08 | But if I see Robby's dick one more time, I'll kill someone, I swear! |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | Remind me to also post a new funny Nazi joke I know! I might get a few kudos |
| 02:13 - 02:15 | But you know how hard it is to get rep points in that fucking place! |
| 02:17 - 02:19 | And if that idiot EP says one more stupid thing |
| 02:20 - 02:25 | I'm going to have to agree with what Judi said about him! |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | Anyway, I like the 3 word story thread |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It makes no sense but it's stupid funny |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | I have a twisted sense of humour |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Who knows, maybe I am fucking mad? |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | I didn't mind that titty thread either, |
| 02:43 - 02:46 | But why did they have to ban Bennyboy for! |
| 02:46 - 02:48 | Talk about overdoing it! |
| 02:49 - 02:53 | And that buthurt bitch troll who started the whole thing! |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | I know she came from another forum to make trouble |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and everyone fell for it like suckers! |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | I saw right through her from the start! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Please don't cry Heatheness, I hate men's nipples too! |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | If Christianty loses this war |
| 03:19 - 03:22 | I'm going to cut my losses and turn atheist myself |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | It is tough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick ....all along is |
| 03:40 - 03:43 | to know when something doesn't feel right inside you |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | That's when you know you're lying to yourself |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The mental gymanstics will eventually wear you out |
| 03:54 - 03:56 | I've had enough |
