| 00:00 - 00:03 | Greetings, friends of The Crown. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At today's meeting. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll be discussing matters of war. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With winter coming, no one will dare launch an attack on Winterfell |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need but wait out the winter and they will all starve. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Night's Watch is as good as dead without the support of The Crown. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Send a raven commanding Lord Bolton to hold Winterfell at all costs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your Grace. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've received word... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've received word that Lord Bolton was murdered. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say he was murdered by Sansa Stark. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not in the Small Council, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Seven fucking hells!!! What happened?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have been assured the North was ours! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Your little fucking birds - they're all useless as nipples on a breastplate! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should hang them all for treason! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Give me one reason why I shouldn't!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have been born a man, I'd kill you all myself! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking useless, the lot of you. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I swear to The Seven, someone better have some good news. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Daenerys Targaryen sails for Westerns, Your Grace. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am going to have UnGregor rape your fucking corpse! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your Grace, Tyrion Lannister serves as her Hand. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut your lying, whore mouth. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've spent a hundred thousand dragons chasing leads |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | on my brother's whereabouts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've offered a Lordship and a castle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to the man that brings me his misshapen head. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And you're telling me he serves as this whore's HAND?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This man murdered my son, YOUR KING |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and not only is he alive but he THRIVES! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What in Seven Hells are we going to do now? We're all fucked. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "We can't afford a Faceless Man", they said. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "It will bankrupt the Crown", they said. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Better poor than dead, I say! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I fucking told Robert! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I told him that bitch will be a problem one day, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but that blubber-ass wouldn't listen, he just kept talking about pussy and beer! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have killed him in his sleep |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Done Westeros a bloody favor. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then maybe things would be going better now. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Now's probably not a good time to mention Dorne. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, we had a good run. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to get fucking shit-housed tonight. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Absolutely bollocksed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Jaime and I used to get drunk and bone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'd play come into my castle, then he'd cum in my castle. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It was magical. Not weird at all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate you all. |
