| 00:00 - 00:03 | The results from UK's referendum are now coming in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's been a strong performance for the "Leave vote" in Sunderland, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Swindon has also voted strongly to leave |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's also looking likely that Leave will win in Cornwall and Wales, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and is only slightly behind overall in Northern Ireland. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's still good for Remain at the moment. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Scotland and London will come to the rescue. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Frau Merkel, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scotland... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scotland and London haven't seen a high enough turnout. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm afraid the UK has voted to leave the EU. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who likes Farage, Gove, IDS, or Bojo please just leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | But they love the EU! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought Scotland and London loved the EU?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where were they, while those eurosceptic bastards were flooding to the polls all over England?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What happened to Project Fear? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wasn't that enough to scare people to vote in? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All those dire warnings of what follows Brexit? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Completely backed up by everybody who even bothered to think about it for a second. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have the people of Britain lost their goddamn minds? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Frau Merkel, no-one listened to that, they said it was just a conspiracy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They think the EU is capable of organising that?! What a bunch of retards! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry Merkel, we cannot be so rude about the English. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The English are the scum of the European people. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Worse than the French! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bunch of Little England racists |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | sitting around in their pubs with that piss they call beer |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | thinking the Daily Mail is the source of all wisdom and truth! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What the hell was that idiot Cameron thinking when he called the referendum? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So terrified of a party he can't control that he decided to screw the whole world over and put us all at risk? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What that spineless toad should have done |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | is purge his party of all the EU-hating traitors, like Stalin would! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We had a dream for the European Union |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | with free trade and movement, shared values, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and a strong German economy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's gone now. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With the British out all the other small countries will start running like rats from a sinking ship. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And that's just another excuse for Europe to unite against the German people. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | As if we didn't have enough of that last century. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm just fed up of Germans being seen as Nazis. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We gave that Nazi shit up months ago! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, she meant to say decades. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know where all this "people power" leads. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You know who they'll be putting in the White House this November? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Donald Trump. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Humanity is f*****. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe it'll all be fine, we'll keep the EU together through the darkest period in its history |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and maybe Trump, Kim and Putin will be the best of friends ... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go and prepare the bunker. |
