| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right, this is a pressing issue that we need to sort out - Winter is coming |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And we must face the eventuality of snow disabling the roads |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Especially the mountain road |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | whatever the hell that is |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also for some reason these towns have one letter names |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Of course you are right. Obviously we should just clear every road |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Because that would be convenient for the whole population |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We only have exactly enough money, time, and resources to clear a minimum connector |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I was actually thinking maybe we could use Prim's |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fine. Anyone confident in the use of Prim's, please remain |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS NOT A REAL LIFE PROBLEM |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE NEED TO ADDRESS REAL LIFE PROBLEMS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE VILLAGE COMPANY ARE DOING "LEGALLY BLONDE" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IN JUST 12 WEEKS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IF WE DON'T ENSURE THEY'RE READY THEY MIGHT HAVE TO POSTPONE IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THEY SAY ROMEO AND JULIET WAS A TRAGEDY |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we have room 3 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO PEOPLE ARE USING IT TO COLOUR SOLIDS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ah, did you know there's a nice way of finding how many colours... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHUT UP YOU NEEK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEIR SCENERY PRODUCTION IS A TRAVESTY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEY WERE TOO STUPID TO ORDER CLOTH OF THE CORRECT WIDTH |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND THEY WON'T EVEN REUSE IT, SO IT'S APPARENTLY WASTAGE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE ONE OF THE CUTTING PLANS IN THE END |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | QUICK SOMEONE DRAW AN ACTIVITY NETWORK |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WE HAVE LESS FLOAT THAN A STONE IN WATER! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DO YOU? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | STALIN KNOWS WHAT IT'S ABOUT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | HE'S WORKING OUT HOW LIKELY IT IS |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | TO PICK THE SAME CARD TWICE IN A DECK |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | BUT NOT JUST ANY DECK |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | HALF A DECK. HALF! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THAT REMINDS ME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHEN WE'RE AT THE CASINO I NEED TO TEACH HIM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | HOW TO WIN EVERY TIME |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IT'S SO SIMPLE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | JUST KEEP DOUBLING THE BET |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know, in the long term it's still a loss |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What are we going to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They can't even do dress rehearsals before the scenery is finished |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What happens next |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | When the next problem comes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You are less use than a repeated arc |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What happens when all I want is a cup of coffee |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Idiots like you would make it at the earliest event time. FML |
