| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are getting reports before the new episode is ready |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The pirates are working on it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will have the summary coming in from here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | #GetHype has taken over Reddit, Facebook.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and some stupid website called AgreeingLoudly.com |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've been waiting years for this... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Clegane Bowl will redeem the entire season. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | King Tommen... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | King Tommen has outlawed Trial by Combat throughout the Realm |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Clegane Bowl is off. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who have not read the books, nor taken part in Reddit discussions... get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What were those fools thinking! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The entire season is now reduced to nothing! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What a tease! Mocking me and all those that love the Land of Ice and Fire! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew this would happen! As soon as the show moved past the books! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We would get ridiculous and trite writing! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | #GetHype was the last hope I had! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can a show with so many twists and turns ultimately be about nothing! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's nihilism dammit!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir... #GetHype was dreamed up by insufferable Reddit users. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You'd rather see Dany talk about taking Westeros for six fucking seasons! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, how dare you attack the Mother of Dragons... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ...yes, Breaker of Chains, I've heard it enough! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nothing happens! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If I want to see nothing I'll watch "Seinfeld" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When I go into the Land of Ice and Fire I expect excitement! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Great battles! Betrayals! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Boobs! And the occasional penis... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...not to appear longer than 5 seconds! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Sex-po-si-tion! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tyrion's beloved smug and clever wit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | First the Red Wedding, now this.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Kings Landing in control of religious extremists! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | White Walkers closing in at the Wall. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ned Stark was right all along, Winter Is Coming. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Three Eyed Raven, Max Von Sydow...why must they kill all my favorite Actors! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I cannot take anymore of this! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not like any of you would understand... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...you filthy casuals! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was reading this masterpiece while you were all watching Friends! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We still have the "Battle of the Bastards." |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why must all my favorite shows go awry... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...Lost....True Detective... Walking Dead |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gilmore Girls |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Don't judge me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Rory was the most realistic portrayal of a teenage girl I've seen... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... until Arya Stark, who is going back home. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | She is my last hope. |
