| 00:00 - 00:03 | M1 is this morning. We've done all of the past papers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and some of the solomon papers. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We expect a good grade |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | To make up for the atrocity of C1. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Just remember all of the constant acceleration formula. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So I expect the first question was just |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | two particles colliding. Easy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Edecxel... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Edexcel made the first question a vector question |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it was 10% of the paper. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who remembered to give answers to 2 or 3 sig. figs. leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY COMBINED THE FUCKING IMPULSE AND CONSTANT ACCELERATION QUESTIONS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE FUCKING SLOPE QUESTION HAD ANGLES ALL OVER THE PLACE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I did so many constant acceleration questions |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ALL FOR FUCKING NOTHING |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EDEXCEL ARE FUCKING US ABOUT ON PURPOSE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY DON'T WANT US TO GO TO UNI |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY WANT US TO BE UNEMPLOYED |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuherer it wasn't so bad there were no fractions like c1 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW MUCH FORCE THE PAN IS EXERTING ON THE BLOCK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir you just had to consider the forces acting on the... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AND THE FUCKING SPEED TIME QUESTIONS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FREE MARKS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE GRAPHS CROSS OVER |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE FUCKING TOLD ME |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'D RATHER WORK OUT HOW MANY SWEETS HANNAH HAS THAN FIND THE FORCE EXERTED ON THE PULLEY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE RESULTANT FORCE QUESTION WAS LITERALLY UNANSWERABLE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT WAS JUST Is AND Js FUCKING EVERYWHERE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FUCKING EDEXCEL ARE LITERALLY ME |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll do a level maths I said |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "Go to uni, get a good job! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Getting A*s is just a matter of working hard enough" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The btec guys knew what they were doing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're going to be earning money while I resit the year. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who knows if I resolved in the right fucking direction? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The moments question had three fucking unknowns |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Edexcel certainly gave me the d. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Right up my unlubed fucking arse |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you remembered R=0 at the opposite side to the weight |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least that wasn't a resit for me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But how will c3 and c4 go better? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | fuck edexcel. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Every fucking exam. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They're supposed to give the BOD right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I'll blag may way to a B. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My btec mates had the final laugh. |
