| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is a song that is being played in Year 8 IGNITE classrooms all around the school |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is an extremely catchy song |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Heard here, and here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even the teachers are beginning to learn the words to this song |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it has officially become accepted as listening material in these classes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What is the name of this so-called 'catchy' song |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That these students listen to? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The song is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The song is called 'Pop See Ko'... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's from a YouTube video that has 166k views... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who agrees that this song is catchy, leave this room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY ARE THEY LISTENING TO THIS SONG?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS SONG! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW CAN THEY STAND TO LISTEN TO SUCH NONSENSE?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There is a freakin' HOTDOG in this song for goodness sake... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "My hands are high, my feet are low" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | OF COURSE YOUR HANDS ARE HIGH AND FEET ARE LOW! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't need to learn human anatomy from a SILLY SONG |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That features a man wearing a blonde wig and horrific dance moves |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I believe the choreography is actually quite impressive... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IMPRESSIVE?! You think it's IMPRESSIVE?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | For a group of dudes who decided to make a YouTube video... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It should have been reported |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't you realise what this means for humanity? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | For me winning the WAR?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HOW CAN I WIN A WAR WHEN EVERYONE IS SINGING?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THIS IS WORSE THAN SMASHMOUTH, JUSTIN BEIBER |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | JACOB SARTORIOUS, THAT RUSSIAN SONG, AVOCADO LADY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "PEEL THE AVOCADO, PEEL THE AVOCADO" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ONE DIRECTION AND LOGAN AND JAKE PAUL COMBINED!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The lyrics are coming back to me now... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They are haunting my mind |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And are haunting my soul |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's too much for me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "MY HANDS ARE HIGH MY FEET ARE LOW AND THIS IS HOW I POP SEE KO" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "POP SEE KO, POP, POP SEE KO" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It needs to stop. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IT IS TORTURE! IT IS CRUEL! WE SHOULD HAVE BURNED IT WITH THE BOOKS! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | PEOPLE THINK I'M HORRIBLE BUT THEY LISTEN TO THIS?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I really like the song too... |
| 03:14 - 03:15 | I was so close... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...and to be stopped by THIS song? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not fair. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell the students they win. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | "My hands are high, my feet are low, and this is how I Pop See Ko..." |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe it's not that bad after all? |
