| 00:00 - 00:03 | Commish, I just got a text |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's Pepper's Roster |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it sounded as if they were short a goalie |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and I heard guys talking; |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | about bringing someone in. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No Biggie, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | plenty of Forx Goalies that will fill in. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commish... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your Greatness |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your Greatness, they already found a guy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its the Ringer from Fargo... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need these other losers to leave the room and for you guys to buckle up |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW CAN THIS BE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I PUT IT ON THE DAMN WEBSITE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I LITERALLY TOLD THEM FACE TO FACE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | TO USE A GOALIE FROM IN THE LEAGUE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | INSTEAD YOU LOSERS COME IN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND NOW YOU TELL ME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE FARGO RINGER IS MAKING THE TRIP |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'M SICK OF GETTING JOBBED YEAR AFTER YEAR |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | IT WAS JUST ONE YEAR COMMISH |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PRETTY CONFIDENT THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | YOU ARE RIGHT, I AM WRONG |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WELL NO SHIT YOU'RE WRONG |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOW I BROKE MY CRAYONS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | LAST YEAR WAS PEPPERGATE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'M RUNNING OUT OF SHIT TO CALL THESE THINGS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | GOALIE GATE SOUNDS AWFUL |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ALTHOUGH RINGERGATE MAY WORK |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THIS FARGO RINGER IS INCREDIBLE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HE'S A BEER LEAGUE GOD BETWEEN THE PIPES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ONE MIGHT SAY, THE BEST TO EVER SUCCOMB TO BEER LEAGUE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm jeally of him... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...and now he comes into our league on the final game of all nights |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | a CHAMPIONSHIP with NO GROUND ROUND TEAMS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ALL THE WHILE |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEY'RE OUT THERE PLAYING FOR THE KEG |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHILE MY TEAM PLAYS FOR SOME PIECE OF SHIT POPCORN BASKET |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A BASKET I MADE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT I'LL MOST LIKELY NEVER HOLD AGAIN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ALL CAUSE I DIDNT CALL THIS RINGER FIRST |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | KEEP IT TOGETHER, DELORES |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My throat is killing me... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I was supposed to sing the anthem at the game |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is awful |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not to mention hot in here... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | These Pepper guys will have their way |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They'll straighten it out next year... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ..in Barons League. |
