Hitler plays GT Sport post-patch

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Hitler responds to the changes to penalty system in GT Sport

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00:00 - 00:03We have just reviewed the replay footage from Blue Moon II
00:04 - 00:05As you know, the Fuher was ranked S/S
00:05 - 00:07However, he incured penalties here...
00:08 - 00:12here and here.
00:12 - 00:15With the change in penalties, those rear taps from the B drivers... were signficant.
00:17 - 00:19Yes, but I would only have lost some SR points
00:19 - 00:21Still winning the race.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer, there has been a change
00:27 - 00:28As you were ranked S/S
00:31 - 00:33You get SR and DR penalties
00:34 - 00:36And are now... A/B
00:53 - 00:58All those who are not ranked S/S, or have won less than 50 races, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15A/B??? I race cleanly! These idiots tap my ass!
01:15 - 01:17I use cockpit mode! What penalties?
01:18 - 01:23I set top 10 leaderboarden times routinely!
01:25 - 01:28Am i responsible for teaching idiots how to learn to drive?
01:29 - 01:31He just got a G29, with Playseat Challenge.
01:31 - 01:34I don't run traction control!
01:34 - 01:37Turned all assists off!
01:37 - 01:40Spent 2 hours setting a top qualifying time!
01:40 - 01:42But, perhaps you are just a hotlapper...
01:42 - 01:46My racecraft is uber! My lines impecable!
01:46 - 01:48Did you run in mixed lobbies my Fuhrer? Were there many Spanish or Italian racers?
01:48 - 01:52Nooo, I logged in on my smurf account on US servers!
01:53 - 01:54And there were no brasilians online!
01:56 - 01:57I qualified pole! Was using manual transmission! Decided to only brake check light flashers and anime livery opponents!
01:57 - 02:00I watched all the leaderboard hotlap replays!
02:00 - 02:03On the first lap I was 5 seconds ahead of P2!
02:04 - 02:08My Fuhrer, perhaps lag is an issue...
02:08 - 02:13There was no lag I was full green bars!
02:14 - 02:16I have logged over 1,000 sport mode races, have almost gotten Plat!
02:17 - 02:21And now, I'm back with the noobs in lower ranks!
02:27 - 02:29It took me 80 days to get to D/S
02:30 - 02:34And another 40 to get S/S
02:34 - 02:36And I did not use the pit exploit, more than two times!
02:41 - 02:42Even the grip bug was no barrier to my improvement.
02:43 - 02:47But why, now, filthy casual DS4 using assist monkeys can divebomb my M6...
02:48 - 02:53... lowering my rankings while improving their own!
02:54 - 02:56And I've played so much sport mode, I don't have any credits for the new cars.
02:56 - 02:59To get S/S back, how many hours of Yamagiwa, in a TT cup...
03:00 - 03:02...disconnecting at matchmaking if I am not pole holder!
03:04 - 03:07You didn't know that exploit?
03:14 - 03:16I've done my punishment in the Megane, at the Ring.
03:19 - 03:23And spent hours wrestling the Scirroco understeer at Dragon Trail...
03:25 - 03:26Maybe I can start at the back, drive a bit dirty to get back S/S
03:31 - 03:33Muscle past the muppets on apex, pit manuever on the ovals...
03:40 - 03:46I've still got the racecraft, and the 911 RSR handling down.
03:46 - 03:49I can regain S/S by picking my races, Daily C only and use autodrive glitch
03:53 - 03:56See what the nerds on GT Planet have to say.