| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, what is that a map of? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | An Australian city |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Adelaide, Glenunga |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I see you have circled a school on the map |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Glenunga International High School |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Some high school students |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | were messing around on Google Classroom |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ok... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | What has that got to do with you? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Why should you care? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | They roleplayed a WW2 simulation which I want to be in |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am losing the real war anyway! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I might as well roleplay with them! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wish the Geolemon existed in real life! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Lemon? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Lemon juice in your eye? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They posted over a thousand comments! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If only you all were that productive! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Hans, get mein laptop! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you need to conserve the battery! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | For what? Playing the Polish national anthem? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You still haven't checked your daymap |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm never checking daymap again! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or Moodle! Or Outlook! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not even Stile! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will only check Google Classroom! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And only the Geography classroom! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And only the lemon thread! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will attack all countries with my army |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | of Tide Pods and Ugandan Knuckles! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Their fire merch will not stand a chance! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Raad what's to delete the lemon? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will nuke Fire Merch Limited! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And replace it with Hugo BOSS! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | With my help, the thread... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Will have over 9000 comments! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will attack all who are against the lemon! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are only high school kids anyway! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't care if they are in Ignite! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Superior Aryan race like me can type faster! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure the Fuhrer likes bananas too. |
| 03:14 - 03:15 | I must protect the Geolemon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hate bananas. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | wish all all bananas were lemons. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is laptop fully charged yet? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Delete daymap if you need more storage. |
