Hitler Finds Out That Captain America Is Hydra
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | DC Comics are publishing that DC Universe Rebirth comic tomorrow. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's only $2.99 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And they're doing midnight store openings tonight here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So Marvel Comics is also releasing all their comics at midnight as well. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And word from Bleeding Cool is that the new Captain America comic is going to be pretty newsworthy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rebirth introduces Watchmen into DC canon |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't see Captain America beating that |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... the spoilers... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The spoilers say Captain America... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...has been an agent of Hydra since he was a child. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wants to avoid further spoilers, yodelling and pancakes... get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Nick Spencer must die! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All I wanted was for Captain America to have a boyfriend. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now Marvel make him a Nazi? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How does that even make sense? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Doesn't Marvel know his creators were Jewish? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Can't they see what an insult this is? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is worse than when Dan Slott killed Peter Parker |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't believe Doctor Octopus is still Spider-Man |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He isn't anymore, it all changed back |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How would I know? I boycotted the saga! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Hydra and Nazis aren't the same in the comics |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No one cares about the comics! Unless they make Cap a Nazi! I wasn't even buying it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I'll have to buy it just to burn it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How could Marvel do this to me? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're going to make kids cry with this. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Chris Evans is going to be weeping. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't believe I went to see Civil War now. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Next time I see it, I'll be Team Stark |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I thought Ed Brubaker was bad for killing him off that time but Nick Spencer is worse than Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Boycott Morning Glories. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the Fix, don't forget that. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll tell Nick he should have been aborted. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And that... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...and I want to see his corpse hanging from an oak tree. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can I look into Steve's sweet, sweet Aryan face |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Knowing that he has always been a Nazi. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And nobody mention that Stan and Jack did the same thing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It was different! It just was. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure it was just cosmic cubes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get me something else. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That new Scooby Doo comic |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Apocalypse one |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Jim Lee cover |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I bet they haven't turned any of their characters into mad genocidal scientists. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You can rely on Scooby Doo |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Scooby Doo. Where are you? |