| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lets talk about todays AQA English Literature Unit 2 exam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We decided to put some difficult questions for each section |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We decided to use The Right Word and Poppies |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After the English Literature Unit One complaints |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We thought that the questions needed to be just as hard |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excuse me, I am struggling to understand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What exactly have you done |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, We have ruined your chances |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Take over Phil |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have no chance of getting a good grade boss |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm very sorry |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I revised all of the poems from every section |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Character and Voice, Conflict, Relationships you name it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I made ten mindmaps for Belfast Confetti |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you fools choose to put The Right Word as one of the focuses |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have the right word |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | $%£*& |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For goodness sake |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The unseen poem finished me off |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It made me feel as if I was the young soldier |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That was never the intention we made it easy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Easy? You really are as dumb as you look |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, please calm down |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll calm down when you fools start to do your job |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | One mistake after another with your reckless bunch |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Biology wasn't a great start |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Chemistry was tragic |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | English Literature Unit One was as hard as this desk |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who trained you idiots, what insanity is this? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you never learn from your mistakes? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I mean last years paper was a dream |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Mametz Wood was easy to compare |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then you lump us with this crap? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The second question didn't even make sense |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The unseen poem was just not needed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I started drawing mobile phones over the poem |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They were the only devices visible on the page! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You needed reading glasses to see the meaning of the poem! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I give up on you and your exam board colleagues |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I mean Poppies, what were you thinking? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Jane Weir is officially my worst enemy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He was lucky. Character and Voice was a nightmare |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is ridiculous |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know, the stress never ever stops |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | True true |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Someone speak to me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | An atrocity, an absolute atrocity |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | AQA really stepped over the line |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lets hope English Language is better |
