| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our spies intercepted serious information about Lisk |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The buzz about Lisk is getting very strong |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's a new platform for Blockchain Apps |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Written in JavaScript. Running on Sidechains. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and this German startup is launching Lisk on May 24 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume you sold other shitcoins... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To have enough funds to buy Lisk |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We didn't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We didn't save any money to buy Lisk... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We spent our last reserves on DAO. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who saved his funds to buy Lisk; step outside now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I prefer !!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ask me before investing in other shitcoins, I prefer ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ask me, before you waste our funds on shitty DAOs |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DigixDAO, MakerDAO, Slockit TheDAO !!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How many fucking DAOs ?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you even understand what DAOs are ?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These fucking DAOs are nothing more than glorified VC funds! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These fucking DAOs won't see profits for 1000 years !!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, but TheDAO raised lot of money... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly! No more room to grow! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, but SlockIT team was behind TheDAO |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Mention that SlockIT word again & I'll crucify your family!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SlockIT are a bunch of attention whores!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They keep jumping from project to another... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | SlockIT has been around for many years... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Still no working product, still not profits !!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So now that they ran out of money... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They come up with this DAO scheme!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just to solicit money from idiots like you!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | idiots who think DAO will make them millionaires overnight!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Lisk is the real deal... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Crypti built Lisk platform 2 years with almost no funding! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That what dedicated Developpers do!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Ethereum vaporware... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Vitalik blew all raised $18 million by dumping their BTC at $200 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Vapoware! 2 years & nothing but Vaporware!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now they come up with this DAO schemes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | So idiots like you waste all our funds on these DAOs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | While the real deal Lisk; is about to be released to the world!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anna, we can always buy Lisk later at $25 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Lisk's easy deployment of Blockchain Apps via SDK, Sidechains & JS |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is guaranteed to scale easier than Ethereum's SmartContracts |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You fucked up... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is to buy ALL Lisk TODAY! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sacrifice everything! Sell your homes, cars, gold, wives, kids, dogs... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and buy ALL Lisk that you can TODAY! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | One day you will thank me. |
