Hitler reacts to Mk III
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Hitler reacts to Mk III
00:00 - 00:03 | I have gathered you here to discuss Mk III. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We see several massive changes to factions everywhere. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Everything that was great had become bad. |
00:08 - 00:12 | It seems like the Combine has become an attachment. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We also see that Spell Slave is gone. |
00:17 - 00:19 | So we still have Bane Knights. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Everything will be allright. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Bane Knights... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Bane Knights lost Weapon Master. |
00:34 - 00:36 | In addition Bane Thralls lost Stealth. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't pin 30 Bane Knights leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I play CRYX! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I play the goddamned best faction. |
01:18 - 01:23 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Where is my money going? |
01:29 - 01:31 | They said they where working on epic Tartarus! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I'm still waiting on my Inflictor. My only Shield Guard. |
01:34 - 01:37 | I just finished my last payment to the painter. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Then they spoil Mk III?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer it's all to rebalance the game. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Why the fuck are you talking? |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Mein Führer we dodged the last Errata. |
01:48 - 01:52 | These Banes had Weapon Master! |
01:53 - 01:54 | For multiple years! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Do you think an avarage faction gets me in the top 4? |
01:57 - 02:00 | I've spend years to build my own army. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Just to spend money on small undead. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Years have I spend building my army. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I've pinned multiple holes in my fingers. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I've spend hundereds of dollars. |
02:17 - 02:21 | But I should have gotten Mad Dogs of War like Stalin. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I guess only Legion is left then. |
02:30 - 02:34 | While I alone owned Mk II. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Only Gaspy should have been rebalanced. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Legion. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Out of all armies I'm now forced to play Legion. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I don't even like making ranged attacks. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I just don't have a clue how to pay for this. |
02:56 - 02:59 | All the sexy Spawning Vessels are allready gone. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Every fucker will now play Legion! |
03:04 - 03:07 | I guess he didn't hear about the Eyeless Sight change. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Things are never going to feel the same. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I guess I need to roll dice to win now. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'm done with Cryx. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Mk III screwed us over. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But I guess I'll have to buy Ravagores. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They still blow your head of. |
03:53 - 03:56 | You play whatever you want now. |
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