| 00:00 - 00:03 | Brendan, the Daily Mail has your arrest record |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The wankpuffins are attacking all across Twitter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their determination has reached autistic levels |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We tried to stop them but, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they used spicy memes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Surely we just used our own memes |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to counterattack? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Brendan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | you know the left cannot meme, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | never ever. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ex-Oxfam workers stay. The rest leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You useless fucks! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why didn't you virtue signal harder!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It was your job to stop free speech online! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You were supposed to silence dissent! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The memes... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where the fuck was Tell Mama!?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even those cunts at resisting hate failed! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the hell were you doing? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We reported thousands of accounts... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yet they still trolled me relentlessly! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We used thousands of bots online |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And a fat lot of fucking good it did! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now people know what a shit I was |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They've cancelled my directorships |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Only the fucking BBC left to defend me! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Lucrative contracts down the drain! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The charity sector exposed as hypocrites |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The right are having a field day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What would Jo say? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How can I pretend to be a feminist anymore? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's all over. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just when I was building up a stash of wealth |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | by trading on my dead wife's name |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I had it all worked put |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was becoming almost bloody untouchable! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I virtue signalled on everything |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | From immigration to Brexit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I had it all worked out |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I would be rich through charity |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No one could stop the memes... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | People really liked me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They thought I was pure |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have more secrets |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can take people down |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wonder if Soros will help me out of this? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Otherwise we are finished |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even with the BBC |
