| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Michigan hires Jim Harbaughand pays him $9 million dollars a year, and they expect a champioship |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyones happy, hes going to kick OSUs ass |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Michigan fan said Harbaugh will gets his guys, its going to be great |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But then he started having sleep overs |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He started climbing trees, weird shit |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Then Michigan State kicked his ass |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Dantonio beat his ass |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | With a bunch of 3 stars, three times |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The Quarterback Whisperer |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They threw for 9 TDS on the year |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The whole damn year, 9 And they think they can beat Urban Meyer |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Urban Meyer. JT throws 9 TDs a game |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They are going to beat OSU and Urban |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They cant beat a piss poor SEC east USC |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He handed it to the TE |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | On third down, the damn tight end |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Fumble, who would have guessed? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Then he loses a 16 point lead |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And a 5 star LB to Georgia |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And they thought they would get Petite-Frere |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Urban kicked his ass again |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They couldnt even sign a top 20 class |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | They lost recruits to Cincinnati |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Fickle kicked his ass |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Harbaugh cant out recruit Fickle |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | An American Athletic Conference team |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They wonder why they finish third |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Third in the East |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They cant beat the child molesters |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | From Penn St, |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Just wait they say |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Just wait until Harbaugh |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Gets his guys |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He will dominate Urban Meyer |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Urban Meyer owns Harbaughs ass |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Urban signs a top 5 team |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Every damn year, top 5 |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Harbaugh cant out recruit Toledo |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They think they can go to Europe |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Take a trip to Europe to find |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | A kicker, |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | But they are Michigan |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | A top academic school |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | With a booger eater |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They pay $9 million dollars |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | To hand it to the tight end |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And they hire Jim Mcelwain |
