| 00:00 - 00:03 | The CFTC loves crypto now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | CNBC is back to "Bitcoin to 50k" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bitcoin and alts are rallying hard |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I haven't seen a TA expert in over 3 hours |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hell, even TRX is back from the dead |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When China bans crypto |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The markets will fucking crash |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | China... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | China banned crypto a long time ago |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | India isn't banning either |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The people staying are McAfee, the mods and my TA team |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I timed it perfectly |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was showing a perfect head and shoulders |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have made tens of "Anatomy of a bubble" posts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We haven't even reached capitulation |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bitcoin has no resistance until 2k |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There are no fucking trader bonuses coming |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm a pro, I know hodling is for retards and noobs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tether is a time bomb, for fucks sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, we are all in in Tether at the moment |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Every pro should be in fiat, stocks i XIV now, only noobs and idiots hold |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We were at bit too late for XIV |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Pros read charts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Noobs HODL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Crypto lacks intrinsic value |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Unlike my beautiful puts and calls |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Past performance is not indicative of future results |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bitcoin had to crash to 2k |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The shitcoins had to be dragged to hell |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I was gonna get into VeChain and Nano at below 0.90 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But these fucking hodlers can't read a simple chart |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Giancarlo was fooled by his kids |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Only I stand tall and keeps posting the "Anatomy of a bubble" to the noobs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even put it over current charts, so they understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hodlers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not even claiming Binance is hacked helps |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's a fucking betrayal against the marketmovers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But they will pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With their 40% daily gains |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will drown in their own gains |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stay calm, Augustin Carstens |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My predictions are utterly wasted |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's impossible to swing trade under these circumstances |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Buy back in at market price |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I won't post "Bear trap" memes in every sub you're crazy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather gas myself in my Lambo |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To the fucking moon |
